My father used to tell me, when I was real little and still had that baby chub, that I should be “proud of my pot belly,”?because “Daisy Duke always wanted a pot belly.”?
He proceeded to make me watch Dukes of Hazzard with him until he could prove that she’d said as much.?
I suppose he didn’t realize that showing me Daisy Duke would make me want my little ‘pot belly’ less.?
Men are funny that way. ?